Warhammer Mutants

We Are the Mutants welcomes concise pitches on topics relevant to our mission. We are looking for smart, engaging cultural analysis and criticism. We are not looking for jargon or fanboy panegyrics.

Please send an email to with “PITCH” written in the subject line. Include your idea in the body of the email with a link to two or three writing samples (blog posts are perfectly acceptable). Your feature article or essay, if accepted, should be at least 1200 words. There is no maximum. We pay for features; the amount will depend on our budget and your experience.

We are also interested in shorter reviews (books, albums, films, comics, illustrations, etc.) in the 500-750 word range, and queries are always welcome.

Since our launch on August 29, 2016, We Are the Mutants has been linked to by The New York Times, The A.V. Club, Bloody Disgusting, and Uproxx, and our work has been featured twice by WordPress Discover.